
Managed IT services, AI consulting, and a CIO you can rent.
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Now showing: the services we sell
SB-001
Spaceballs: The Managed IT
- Computers, logins, and password resets, for one monthly price. It stops being somebody's second job.
- Call during the workday and a person picks up. Same few names each time, so you're not re-explaining your office from scratch.
- Nights and weekends are included. If something starts failing at 9pm, we see it at 9pm, not when you walk in Monday.
- New hire starting Monday? The laptop's on their desk Friday, set up and signed in.
- Engagement
- Monthly · ongoing
SB-002
Spaceballs: The AI Consultant
- We start small: one AI tool, one corner of the business. If it isn't earning its keep, we say so, and we don't sell you the next one.
- Which corner depends on how your week runs, so we sit with the people doing the work before we recommend anything.
- You leave with a written list of what to buy and what to ignore. If you want us to set the first one up, say so.
- Engagement
- Project or advisory
SB-003
Spaceballs: The Fractional CIO
- A few days a month in your leadership meetings, without putting a CIO on payroll.
- Budgets and vendors get a person in the room whose job is to say yes, no, or not this quarter.
- A twelve-month plan in plain steps, reviewed every quarter. It says what you're spending and when.
- Before a big spend, you get a one-page recommendation the rest of the room can read.
- Engagement
- Part-time · executive
SB-004
Spaceballs: The Project
- Price, scope, and a date, all in writing before anyone starts.
- Office moves, new phone systems, a whole floor of new computers. You know what's in and what's out before anyone opens a box.
- One named person owns it start to finish. That's who you call.
- If a date is going to slip, you hear it from us first, and you get the new one as soon as we have it.
- Engagement
- Fixed scope · fixed date
SB-005
Spaceballs: The Merchandise
- We price it, buy it, and set it up. When it breaks, we chase the warranty.
- Laptops, licenses, renewals: one invoice you can read.
- We buy from a short list we already know how to support, so nobody is learning your equipment on your time.
- Renewal dates live on our calendar, and you hear from us before one comes due.
- Engagement
- Quote-based
SB-∞
Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
There's nothing to sell you here. It's a flamethrower.

Spaceballs: The Flamethrower
The kids love this one.
- Who it's for
- Not a service
- Engagement
- Never was
Critic quotes
The reviews are in
We cherry-picked every review on this wall: the ones you should see and the ones you shouldn't. We also wrote them. Real client quotes replace these as real clients sign on.
"They answer the phone on the first try. Do you know how hard that makes my job?"
"They fixed it before I finished describing the problem."
"Merchandising! Merchandising!"
Choose your character
Who's asking?
The Office Manager
Somehow you're the tech person now. You never applied. We take that job back.
The Owner
You started a business to run it, not to develop opinions about routers.
The Fed-Up Exec
You already have an IT company. That's the problem. Switching is easier than another year of this.
The In-House IT Team
You're one person and forty tickets. We're extra hands. You remain the boss of us.
Is this a real company?
Yes. Spaceballs, The MSP is a real managed IT services company for small businesses. The contracts and invoices are real. So is the person who answers the phone. The name is the only special effect.
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